One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick, since no one was around for miles

Handjob

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

Police officer

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?",

4 funny texting fails

Racist gamer memes

This sums up everyour hood movie ever.  Lol it starts off with a black guy on a bicycle or jacking one.

Getting broken up with can be hard.  But just because you got broken up with doesn't mean you have to breakup with them or accept it.